T or F: The Spectrum has celebrated its closing more times than Brett Favre has retired.
T or F: Female partners of Tiger Woods have been heard to remark, “I’ve got a Tiger in my tank.”
T or F: You wish Jay Leno and Conan O’Brien both would go away and take David Letterman with them.
T or F: You don’t want the government to run health care, but you’ll kill anyone who tries to take away your government-run Medicare.
T or F: You always believed a Republican and a former male model would be the heir to Ted Kennedy’s Senate seat.
T or F: You have been dining at salad bars for years and all you have to show for it is an extra 40 pounds.
T or F: Trying to decide between KFC’s fried or grilled chicken keeps you awake at night.
T or F: Rush Limbaugh’s remark we shouldn’t contribute to Haitian relief just shows how incredibly crabby you can get when you run out of Vicodin.
T or F: As a Christian, you find yourself wishing Pat Robertson were an atheist.
T or F: You always vote for the American Idol, but rarely vote for the president and you find the former more meaningful.
T or F: You want to lose weight, but can’t decide whether to try the Taco Bell diet or Jared’s hoagies.
T or F: You will miss football on Sundays more than you would sex.
T or F: You not only agree with Michael Vick being chosen the Most Courageous Eagle, you think Joe Banner should be voted Mr. Congeniality.
T or F: You think the world would be a better place if we listened to more folk music.
T or F: President Obama grading himself a B+ is a little like President Obama winning the Noble Peace Prize after nine months in office.
T or F: You enjoy the unique experience of flying commercial these days. You also are a big fan of root canal.
T or F: When Shania Twain wears a black miniskirt and high black boots, you almost become a fan of country music. Almost.
T or F: Your lover insists you dress like Lady Gaga when having sex.
T or F: The reality show “Jersey Shore” was adapted from your last season in Margate.
Article:
Clearing Things Up
Article:
Distracted
Article:
Not wanted
Article:
The Mayor's Soda Tax Proposal
Article:
Big Cat Under the Hat
Article:
The ball is in their court
Article:
Suburban Living
Article:
Steve Wynn taking over Foxwoods
1. joel spivak said... on Feb 10, 2010 at 03:46PM
“where is Jared's hoagies?”