Folks always ask me how I come up with topics for my column? Sometimes it’s just a matter of picking out what I consider the most important stories of the past week and sharing my ignorance about them with you, dear reader. I confess it’s not always easy to figure out.
I’ve been called many things by readers of this column, but never “original.” Continuing the tradition of stealing the best ideas from other people, I recently read about the publishing of an erotic novel about the tight end (no jokes, please) of the New England Patriots, Rob Gronkowski, otherwise known affectionately as “Gronk.”
Some chaos results during the Mummers Parade. One brigade insists on marching toward City Hall and runs into mummers heading in the opposite direction causing a terrific traffic snarl.
Maybe I’m the last one who should be writing this column, but someone had to write it.