Why is no one speaking up for one of the most aggrieved minorities in the U.S., zombies? Northwestern University athletes want to unionize to get better working conditions, but who has it worse than zombies?
I am sorry to report that this newspaper didn’t see fit to send me to Rome with Gov. Tom Corbett and Mayor Michael Nutter last week.
Spring is here. And although I haven’t yet seen “a crocus or a rosebud or a robin on the wing,” one of the unmistakable signs of spring in our area is the possibility of a transit strike.