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If Mayor Jim Kenney can punt on whether parking on the South Broad Street median strip should be eliminated, I can, too. Besides I don’t own a car, so I don’t have an axe to grind on this issue. But may I suggest that if we’re going to keep expanding the city into one big bike path, we start forcing bike riders to obey the traffic rules? Is that too much to ask? Many of the cyclists I see around the city believe they are exempt from stopping at red lights. Bike riders have anointed themselves as anti-pollution saints. Bike ride away, folks, but if you don’t obey traffic rules, you ought to get a ticket…

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Coming to America

At the very heart of the 2016 race for president is the immigration issue. Immigration is a real matter, unlike the ones that individuals make up to serve a candidate’s election campaign.

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Bashing the media

If there is one subject on which America is not divided, it’s the media.

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Nightmare on Main Street

I’m the proud son of a cop. He was tough on street crime, but he was just as hard on bad cops..

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Here Come the Dems

Once again, dear reader, I’ve gotten hold of the highlights of next week’s Democratic Convention to share with you.

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Look out, Cleveland

“Look out, Cleveland, the storm is comin’ through/And it’s runnin’ right up on you.” -Robbie Robertson, The Band

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America the Great

July 4th has passed. The sound of fireworks left over from the celebration is thankfully dwindling.

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My defiant sister

I guess one could say my relationship with my sister is complicated. No doubt she would agree if she could speak.

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So much choice, so little time

It all started with a simple question. Uncle Nunzi was reading Dear Abby. A reader asked, “Is it okay if I use body lotion on my face?” Uncle turned to me after reading the question out loud.

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Orientation Day at Trump U

The following is an excerpt from a speech to registering freshman at Trump University. The speaker is Dean John Foster, known affectionately by Mr. Trump as “my African-American”

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