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Nightmare on Main Street

I’m the proud son of a cop. He was tough on street crime, but he was just as hard on bad cops..

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Here Come the Dems

Once again, dear reader, I’ve gotten hold of the highlights of next week’s Democratic Convention to share with you.

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Look out, Cleveland

“Look out, Cleveland, the storm is comin’ through/And it’s runnin’ right up on you.” -Robbie Robertson, The Band

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America the Great

July 4th has passed. The sound of fireworks left over from the celebration is thankfully dwindling.

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My defiant sister

I guess one could say my relationship with my sister is complicated. No doubt she would agree if she could speak.

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So much choice, so little time

It all started with a simple question. Uncle Nunzi was reading Dear Abby. A reader asked, “Is it okay if I use body lotion on my face?” Uncle turned to me after reading the question out loud.

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Orientation Day at Trump U

The following is an excerpt from a speech to registering freshman at Trump University. The speaker is Dean John Foster, known affectionately by Mr. Trump as “my African-American”

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The Blame Game

The most popular game in America is not Assassin’s Creed or Battlefield; it’s the blame game. It’s a diversion played by everyone, regardless of age, race, gender, and political persuasion.

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Ban the baguette

I’m a big klutz. Just ask the guy on the Chestnut Street bus whom I accidentally whacked in the head with a large baguette (it was 100 percent whole wheat, but that didn’t seem to impress him).

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Spaccone

Uncle Nunzi reached in the refrigerator for some of Vito’s homemade wine. He really doesn’t like Vito because he constantly cheats at cards and brags a lot. But good wine is good wine, so he is willing to overlook his friend’s failings.

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